Hey Tancredo, (You reading this, or do you got interns doing it? If it’s interns, hey interns, tell Tancredo I said s’up, &…)
Props for your response to Charles Horton (you remember him? He was one of the guys from the Time magazine thing.) about the how the economy is still going to be cool, even after all the immigrants are gone. We definitely should use science to create genetically altered super food, so the machines can do all the shit work. In fact we should create some sort of self-harvesting, super food that would make the machines obsolete. But that’s probably still a few years off, huh? Maybe as President you could make science go faster. It sure would be cool to see real bionics in my lifetime.
Anyways, I got an idea to help the restaurant industry after we get all those non-indigenous Americans out. You (when you’re President) can make science come up with some sort of hypno-collar that we can strap on convicts. They’d be in a trance the whole time so everything you told them to do, they’d do – even unclogging the toilet in the ladies’ room, like the dishwasher does now. Plus, think of how that would help with prison overcrowding. Dude, if you could solve that problem, too – and at the same time… You’d be the moneyest President in history. You could be known as the ‘Science President,’ because you used science to solve so many problems.
But what I really wanted was to know if you would answer a couple of questions for my blog? My buddy Gary teaches poli-sci at the community college and he says that politicians are all dick-heads that don’t care about real people, and that you aren’t gonna answer. He says all the questions politicians answer go through some sort of press-office, phony, talking-point bullshit, and that the little guys, like me, never get anything from those weasels that work in press offices. I said, “No way, man! Not Tancredo.” So, get my back on this one, would you?
Here are the questions (there’s only 3).
• Which of the Ten Commandments do you think is broken most often by illegal immigrants?
• Which of the Ten Commandments is broken most often by machines, and do they break it more often than the immigrants break their most-broken commandment?
• Which of the Ten Commandments is broken most often by science, and does science break it more or less often than either the immigrants or the machines break the commandments that they break most often?
Thanks bro,
P.s. Gary said he’d vote for you if you answered my questions
