Friday, June 8, 2007

27 Brownie Recipes


1) Start with one box of brownie mix (any brand will do). Add all the additional ingredients suggested by the manufacturer. Stir, blend or mix (according to the directions on the box). Pour or spoon into a greased or ungreased pan, depending on what is suggested by the brownie-making instructions that came with the brownie mix. Cook in an oven heated to whatever temperature is recommended by the brownie company for as long as they suggest. Remove brownies from oven. Allow to cool (if desired). Serve, or eat them all yourself while watching Three's Company reruns.

2) Start with brownie recipe #1 and add Reses™ Pieces®.

3) Start with brownie recipe #2 and add marijuana (only where legal).

4) Start with a box of Little Debbie™ brownies. Remove the celophane sleeves from each of the individually-wrapped brownies. Break a couple of the individual brownies and crack a few down the middle but don't break them completely. This will give them that 'home-made' look. Pile them on a plate and put a hand-lettered sign behind or to the side of the plate, reading: 'home-made brownies'.

5) Start with brownie recipe #4 and stuff Reses™ Pieces® randomly into each brownie or piece of brownie.

6) Start with brownie recipe #4 and spread any brand of marshmallow fluff on top. Layer brownies, if desired.

7) Start with brownie recipe #6 and stuff Reses™ Pieces® randomly into each brownie or piece of brownie.

8) Start with brownie recipe #5 and spread any brand of marshmallow fluff on top. Layer brownies, if desired.

9) Start with brownie recipe #8 and serve with a side of marijuana (only where legal). You may provide a water cooled tobacco pipe for those who do not carry their own with them. Despite the disclaimer on the pipe, it will work perfectly well for the smoking of marijuana (but, only where legal).

to be continued...